VINCE VAUGHN’S TOP MOVIE QUOTES, A while back we celebrated Will Ferrell’s all-time repeatable movie lines, and since Vince Vaughn is 1B in the repeatable lines category he deserves his own piece as well. Vince may be mailing it in with Couple’s Retreat, but when you contribute “just the tip” to society you’ve earned the right to cash a paycheck every once and a while.
1) “You want me to ask? All right, I’ll ask! Ma’am, where do the high school girls hang out around here?” - Best used during drunken late night Waffle House sessions.
2) “They’re gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that?” - Best used when checking into a Vegas casino.
3) “I’m gonna make Gretzky’s head bleed for super fan 99 over here.” - Best used when talking video game trash.
4) “I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you’re not sure whether or not you like yet.” - Best used on a buddy who’s acting like a pussy.
5) “I’m gonna find me two waitresses here and I’m gonna pull me a Fredo.” - Best used when you’re about to run game.
6) “There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party.” - Also best used when you’re about to run game.
7) “Like fuckin’ House of Pain was gonna do anything?” - Best used after breaking up a would be fight.
8) “Y’know, it’s not so much me as Roenick; he’s good.” - Best used when thoroughly dominating someone in a video game.
9) “I’m the asshole is this place, right? I’m the asshole? I’m outta here! I’m not eating here… I wouldn’t eat here… I’d never eat here anyway!” - Best used when being awesome.
10) “Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.” – Best used when a friend gets engaged.
11) “We are going to get so much ass here, it’s going to be sick. I’m talking like crazy boy band ass.” - Best used when someone moves into a new place.
12) “All ya gotta do is say “earmuffs” to him, and you can say ‘Fuck, shit, bitch.’” – Best used when cursing around small children.
13) “Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he’s crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.” - Best used to hammer home an unrelated point.
14) “For what, being awesome?” - Best used when a buddy is concerned about getting arrested for banging a high school cheerleader.
15) “I didn’t know the Salvation Army was having a sale.” – Best used when someone breaks out a fancy new shirt.
16) “From deep down in my stomach, with every inch of me, I pure, straight hate you. But goddammit, do I respect you!” - Best used when reluctantly showing admiration.
17) “You motor-boating son of a bitch, you old sailor you!” – Best used when a buddy hooks up with a chick with huge cans.
18) “Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.” – Best used in the presence of an awesomely trampy tramp stamp.
19) “I’ve got a stage five virgin clinger!” – Best used when getting followed by an ugly chick.
20) “Perhaps play a little game called ‘just the tip’.” – Best used when you can’t get past second base.
21) “I was first-team All-State. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I’ll make it rain out here.” – Best used when playing flag football.
22) “The painting was a gift Todd. I’m taking it with me.” – Best used when substituted for a goodbye.
1) “You want me to ask? All right, I’ll ask! Ma’am, where do the high school girls hang out around here?” - Best used during drunken late night Waffle House sessions.
2) “They’re gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that?” - Best used when checking into a Vegas casino.
3) “I’m gonna make Gretzky’s head bleed for super fan 99 over here.” - Best used when talking video game trash.
4) “I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you’re not sure whether or not you like yet.” - Best used on a buddy who’s acting like a pussy.
5) “I’m gonna find me two waitresses here and I’m gonna pull me a Fredo.” - Best used when you’re about to run game.
6) “There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party.” - Also best used when you’re about to run game.
7) “Like fuckin’ House of Pain was gonna do anything?” - Best used after breaking up a would be fight.
8) “Y’know, it’s not so much me as Roenick; he’s good.” - Best used when thoroughly dominating someone in a video game.
9) “I’m the asshole is this place, right? I’m the asshole? I’m outta here! I’m not eating here… I wouldn’t eat here… I’d never eat here anyway!” - Best used when being awesome.
10) “Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.” – Best used when a friend gets engaged.
11) “We are going to get so much ass here, it’s going to be sick. I’m talking like crazy boy band ass.” - Best used when someone moves into a new place.
12) “All ya gotta do is say “earmuffs” to him, and you can say ‘Fuck, shit, bitch.’” – Best used when cursing around small children.
13) “Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he’s crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.” - Best used to hammer home an unrelated point.
14) “For what, being awesome?” - Best used when a buddy is concerned about getting arrested for banging a high school cheerleader.
15) “I didn’t know the Salvation Army was having a sale.” – Best used when someone breaks out a fancy new shirt.
16) “From deep down in my stomach, with every inch of me, I pure, straight hate you. But goddammit, do I respect you!” - Best used when reluctantly showing admiration.
17) “You motor-boating son of a bitch, you old sailor you!” – Best used when a buddy hooks up with a chick with huge cans.
18) “Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.” – Best used in the presence of an awesomely trampy tramp stamp.
19) “I’ve got a stage five virgin clinger!” – Best used when getting followed by an ugly chick.
20) “Perhaps play a little game called ‘just the tip’.” – Best used when you can’t get past second base.
21) “I was first-team All-State. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I’ll make it rain out here.” – Best used when playing flag football.
22) “The painting was a gift Todd. I’m taking it with me.” – Best used when substituted for a goodbye.
