-Joey Gladstone
you got it dude
-michelle
You threw pieces of bread at the kid, stef he's not real duck
-Uncle Jessie
You Know what they say "small joke small mind"
-Uncle Jessie
DJJJJ *Yells it very loud*
-Kimmy
i know you are but what am I?
- Joey
Maybe when i'm 5 people will listen
-michelle
That's what I said, don't you listen?
-Michelle
You are a paramecium brain
-D.J.
How rude!
-Stephanie
You got it dude!
-Michelle
You're in big troulbe Mr!
-Michelle
Have Mercy!
-Jesse
Well blow me down agg agg agg agg agg!
-Joey ( in popeye voice)
Ahh the smell of clorox in the morning.
-Danny
You liitle Chicken Wing!
-Dj
Hey squirt
-Kimmy
This man is not a hamburger and I am not a side of fries! And you sir, are a chicken mcnugget! Joey you gonna quit or order a happy meal?
-Joey
Hola, Tanneritos
-Kimmy Gibbler
WHOA BABY!
-Michelle
The doggy ate my ouce-cream!
-Michelle
Hey, if you're going to steal my jokes, at least say them right. You yahoo bird!
-Joey
How ya gonna roast roast the TURKEY?
-Stephanie
Politeness week is 0VER!
-Michelle
There's a car in the Kitchen
-Michelle
This is no fun, no fun, looking at the wall
-Michelle
My shoe is wet
-Danny
Why do you sound like a Mickey Mouse?
-Michelle
Get away from my stuff you little nerdbomer
-Dj
awe nuts!
-Michelle
Nicky? Alex? What are you doing with Rigby? I told you you couldn't have him.
-Michelle
Well, pin a rose on your nose.
-Stephanie
Who's Paul? Who's Paul?
-Jesse
Stephanie: Oh great! Kimmy's here! Michelle: (playing *shadow*) Oh great! Kimmy's here!
-Stephanie and Michelle
Jesse: Ok, sing this: I got you babe, Sing It! Michelle: I got babe. Jesse: Ok, that covers it, you be Sonny!, I got you babe.Michelle: I rota babe
-Jesse and Michelle
Gee, I hope someone drops a burger on the floor
-Comet (thinking)
THE DUCK! THE DUCK!
-StephaniE
We'll call this the "before" picture! (later) We'll call this the "after" picture!
-D.J
Uh, thankya vurry much.
-Jessie
(thinking) Boring, boring, why is my daddy so boring?
-Michelle
My pancakes!
-Michelle
M: You're a hunk!
H: What's that?
M: It's what DJ calls the paper boy.
-Michelle and Howie
Your as funny as Bugs Bunny
-Michelle
What's up munchkin?
-Jesse
D.J.'s gonna have a cow!!!!
-Michelle
oh,my boys,im so proud your having a great hair day!
-jessie talking to nikki and alex
jessie-''capeish?''-michelle-''capeish!''
-jessie + michelle
(after Kimmy barges in) We should lock that door more often.
OR
Ever heard of the door bell.
-Danny or Joey or Jesse
(kimmy walks in door without knoking)j:kimmy dont you ever knock?k:no one was in their underwear.when your in your underwear i knock
-jessie talkin to kimmy
I'm here!your rugrat rangler!
-kimmy
[talking to Jesse while cutting his hair] So, do you know who Miss Piggy's been dating lately?
-Stephanie
cut it out
-joey
They threw bread at the kid?!
-Danny
Steph why is michelle afaird to come upstairs oh kimmy's here.
-Danny
D.J.: Oh Mylanta.
-D.J.
Kimmy:Your sister is such a tattle-tale. Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.
-Kimmy Steph
-Michelle
That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off.
-Joey
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!
-Kimmy Gibbler
This is not polite this is not polite tis not polite
-Michelle
Bret, do this mean what I think this means?
-Stef
Freeze slime!
-Jessie
Yeah that's great! Who are they?
-D.J.
*in TV star mode* Thank you, thank you, cut it out!
-Joey
Hey kimmy. Big Bird called...he wants his legs back.
-Stephanie
He's coming, he's coming,he's coming,he's comeing!...He's Here.
-Michelle
Becky: "should I take notes oh wise one?" Jesse: "wouldnt hurt.
-Becky/Jesse
Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall.
-D.J.
[to Stephanie] You let Kimmy Gibbler punch a hole in your body? Why didn't you just fall on a rusty nail?
-D.J.
Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!' 'Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?' 'Not if its a girl.
-Steph D.J.
Jesse- "We're sleeee-ping honeee-y"
Joey- "Then why are you talking ang-eeeel?!"
Jesse (to Becky)- "It's the big kid!"
-Joey
Pablo- Mr. Tanner, your daughter is the most beautiful woman in the world Danny- She's okay
-Pablo and Danyy
DJ-Michelle, do you kno how joeys car got in the kitchen?
M- yes i do
Dj-ok how?
M-thru the window
-DJ and michelle
(Looking at note in Jesse's hand) *thinking* "I gotta learn to read."
-Michelle
I told you, only buy the middle!
-Michelle
Michelle pulls his hair*not the hair!
-Jesse
Duck face
-stepane
Lets spin around inthe chair for quaters
-Jessie
So before you were a stud you were a spud
-joey saying about jesse
bye bye fat
-Michele Tanner
You will vote for gibbler You will vote for gibbler
-Kimmy
Don't hate my cuz im beautyful
-Kimmy Gibbler
