America's Next Top Model, Praise Andre Leon Talley. The Denzel/Mirjana showmance has finally been extinguished!
Look, neither one had a chance in high-heeled hell of winning. Denzel, who was eliminated this episode, can at least partly blame the beard. If you’re gonna rock a beard, hunty, ROCK A BEARD.
(PS – if you don’t know who Conchita Wurst is, do yourself a favor and find out. YAS QUEEN!)
It’s probably a good thing our Houston boy was given the boot. He admitted to finding Mirjana ”a little exhausting.” Ahuh.
That’s like calling this show “a little ridiculous.”Lenox, meanwhile, is celebrating three best photos in a row. Her Tyra Treat is a late-night runway teach with Miss J, who shows up in curlers and a onesie. AND STILL LOOKS SICKENING. Lenox picks Raelia and Shei to share in the shenanigans. There’s a lot of good-spirited reading, much of it about Raelia’s walk.Is that supposed to be a baby deer? Whatever it is, I am living for it.
Miss J also gives the girls a twerking lesson … Because how else can we again highlight that Lenox is completely uncomfortable with being sexy?JUST TWERK LENOX. TWERK FOR YOUR LIFE. TWERK FOR THE GODS. TWERK FOR TYRA.
The challenge has the models vying for slots in Style Fashion Week, which apparently is a real thing. They will be seen by four designers, including fellow reality star Betsey Johnson, with a chance to walk all the runways.
I can’t be the only one that misses the go-sees that cause SO MUCH DRAMA every cycle. Crying models. Late models. Screaming models who throw books. Taxi drivers who had no clue where anything was in their city.
Go-sees that inspire models to wanna tell you that some people have war in their countries.
Betsey Johnson chooses Raelia, Shei and Keith for her show. Well, she books Raelia and Shei (who wins the challenge) as models. The male models are asked to pretend they are handling water hoses during the audition. It’s as awkwardly suggestive as you’d imagine.
Keith gets the man-candy slot that was probably created to riff on the manaconda joke Tyra made a few weeks ago.You can probably tell by his face above in the audience that everyone but Denzel books at least one gig. We’re meant to believe that Denzel’s huge, hulking muscles prevented him from getting any designer interest.
Really, people? I haven’t had the chance to examine them all up close — I’m totally willing, by the way — but Denzel doesn’t strike me as that much bigger than Adam or Keith. But to hear Tyra and Kelly Cutrone and the designers tell it …Photo shoot! Category is: hairology. The models are paired up to sell hair product, which requires some literal heavy lifting.
Here climb on his back but keep your hair perfectly still and don’t move a muscle but don’t drop her and don’t move and watch the hair WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME.The boy-girl split is even, and for a few seconds I am sad that Matthew is gone and cannot be paired up with Will.
Sigh. I am very sad that Matthew is gone.
Denzel is again paired up with Shei, which again makes Mirjana insanely jealous. Which again makes me insanely happy. Mwahahahaha.
Mirjana is paired with Keith and takes her frustrations out on him. She yells and fusses and picks and argues and Keith is all look I’m just trying to keep you from falling. But he really just wants to drop kick her.Will tells Keith to stand up for himself. Mirjana snaps at Will. He snaps back. The photographer and Yu Tsai snap at Mirjana and basically tell her she is the worst ever. I would feel bad if this pretty much was any other person on the show. (WHERE IS JANICE DICKINSON WHEN YOU NEED HER.)
Will earns best photo, followed by Raelia. In my dream finale outcome, this would be the top two.
Also, I don’t know who is styling Tyra. But no. Stop. Never. It’s like a soccer-mom’s take on Miley Cyrus.
Mirjana tries to play down the drama with Keith (and everyone else). She tells Tyra all went smoothly and that everyone was just “conversating.” Nevermind cameras captured the entire thing, and producer have reported back to the Almighty Banks.But booch, tooch and smize? Totally legit.
Lenox barely misses being sent home again. But she’s still here, so bring on the soul food? Tyra rolls in greens and cornbread and grits and black eyed peas … To introduce the comeback?
Soul. SEOUL. The models are being whisked off to Korea. I get it. Expectedly ridiculous. Bring on the horribly animated airplane with model faces peering out the windows!
But first, the comeback! The eliminated models return to find out who is returning to the competition. It’s a no-brainer that the female is Chantelle, who was cut much too early. But I’m a little surprised to see Ben make it over Matthew.
Only one of the two gets a plate of soul food. Any guesses? (Here’s a hint. DUH.)
“America’s Next Top Model” airs at 8 p.m. Fridays on the CW.
Look, neither one had a chance in high-heeled hell of winning. Denzel, who was eliminated this episode, can at least partly blame the beard. If you’re gonna rock a beard, hunty, ROCK A BEARD.
(PS – if you don’t know who Conchita Wurst is, do yourself a favor and find out. YAS QUEEN!)
That’s like calling this show “a little ridiculous.”Lenox, meanwhile, is celebrating three best photos in a row. Her Tyra Treat is a late-night runway teach with Miss J, who shows up in curlers and a onesie. AND STILL LOOKS SICKENING. Lenox picks Raelia and Shei to share in the shenanigans. There’s a lot of good-spirited reading, much of it about Raelia’s walk.Is that supposed to be a baby deer? Whatever it is, I am living for it.
Miss J also gives the girls a twerking lesson … Because how else can we again highlight that Lenox is completely uncomfortable with being sexy?JUST TWERK LENOX. TWERK FOR YOUR LIFE. TWERK FOR THE GODS. TWERK FOR TYRA.
The challenge has the models vying for slots in Style Fashion Week, which apparently is a real thing. They will be seen by four designers, including fellow reality star Betsey Johnson, with a chance to walk all the runways.
I can’t be the only one that misses the go-sees that cause SO MUCH DRAMA every cycle. Crying models. Late models. Screaming models who throw books. Taxi drivers who had no clue where anything was in their city.
Go-sees that inspire models to wanna tell you that some people have war in their countries.
Betsey Johnson chooses Raelia, Shei and Keith for her show. Well, she books Raelia and Shei (who wins the challenge) as models. The male models are asked to pretend they are handling water hoses during the audition. It’s as awkwardly suggestive as you’d imagine.
Keith gets the man-candy slot that was probably created to riff on the manaconda joke Tyra made a few weeks ago.You can probably tell by his face above in the audience that everyone but Denzel books at least one gig. We’re meant to believe that Denzel’s huge, hulking muscles prevented him from getting any designer interest.
Really, people? I haven’t had the chance to examine them all up close — I’m totally willing, by the way — but Denzel doesn’t strike me as that much bigger than Adam or Keith. But to hear Tyra and Kelly Cutrone and the designers tell it …Photo shoot! Category is: hairology. The models are paired up to sell hair product, which requires some literal heavy lifting.
Here climb on his back but keep your hair perfectly still and don’t move a muscle but don’t drop her and don’t move and watch the hair WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME.The boy-girl split is even, and for a few seconds I am sad that Matthew is gone and cannot be paired up with Will.
Sigh. I am very sad that Matthew is gone.
Denzel is again paired up with Shei, which again makes Mirjana insanely jealous. Which again makes me insanely happy. Mwahahahaha.
Mirjana is paired with Keith and takes her frustrations out on him. She yells and fusses and picks and argues and Keith is all look I’m just trying to keep you from falling. But he really just wants to drop kick her.Will tells Keith to stand up for himself. Mirjana snaps at Will. He snaps back. The photographer and Yu Tsai snap at Mirjana and basically tell her she is the worst ever. I would feel bad if this pretty much was any other person on the show. (WHERE IS JANICE DICKINSON WHEN YOU NEED HER.)
Will earns best photo, followed by Raelia. In my dream finale outcome, this would be the top two.
Also, I don’t know who is styling Tyra. But no. Stop. Never. It’s like a soccer-mom’s take on Miley Cyrus.
Mirjana tries to play down the drama with Keith (and everyone else). She tells Tyra all went smoothly and that everyone was just “conversating.” Nevermind cameras captured the entire thing, and producer have reported back to the Almighty Banks.But booch, tooch and smize? Totally legit.
Lenox barely misses being sent home again. But she’s still here, so bring on the soul food? Tyra rolls in greens and cornbread and grits and black eyed peas … To introduce the comeback?
Soul. SEOUL. The models are being whisked off to Korea. I get it. Expectedly ridiculous. Bring on the horribly animated airplane with model faces peering out the windows!
But first, the comeback! The eliminated models return to find out who is returning to the competition. It’s a no-brainer that the female is Chantelle, who was cut much too early. But I’m a little surprised to see Ben make it over Matthew.
Only one of the two gets a plate of soul food. Any guesses? (Here’s a hint. DUH.)
“America’s Next Top Model” airs at 8 p.m. Fridays on the CW.
