Kelly Rowland Got Engaged Over Skype, The Artist Presently Known as Beyoncé has had a BIG few days (don't worry, we'll be talking about her again in a second), but let's do a nice thing for Kelly Rowland and talk about her big news first. As we all know, the former Destiny's Child had a rough summer during which she was nearly eaten by whales, but now it seems congratulations are in order as she is officially engaged to be married! Except, what's this?
Her fella proposed over Skype? You know what, that's probably fine. We all have different ideas about what romance means or what kind of romantic gestures we'd like to experience. Who are we to judge? Maybe Kelly Rowland has always dreamed about having her life changed via webcam. They were probably in a hurry to get this love train rolling! But, oh: He proposed years ago.
Okay, well, some joys are meant to be kept private, sure. We can't all be flaunting our emotional wares in public all the time, especially when we're attempting to step out from the shadows of peers who have rocketed past us in nearly every conceivable way. Except, okay, Kelly Rowland announced the engagement with the phrase
"He put a ring on it." Um, is there ANY part of this story that isn't somehow slightly depressing? Ooh, maybe this: Kelly Rowland discussed this engagement on The Queen Latifah Show, so the fact that The Queen Latifah Show is still on the air is a good thing, right? Man, I don't know.
Her fella proposed over Skype? You know what, that's probably fine. We all have different ideas about what romance means or what kind of romantic gestures we'd like to experience. Who are we to judge? Maybe Kelly Rowland has always dreamed about having her life changed via webcam. They were probably in a hurry to get this love train rolling! But, oh: He proposed years ago.
Okay, well, some joys are meant to be kept private, sure. We can't all be flaunting our emotional wares in public all the time, especially when we're attempting to step out from the shadows of peers who have rocketed past us in nearly every conceivable way. Except, okay, Kelly Rowland announced the engagement with the phrase
"He put a ring on it." Um, is there ANY part of this story that isn't somehow slightly depressing? Ooh, maybe this: Kelly Rowland discussed this engagement on The Queen Latifah Show, so the fact that The Queen Latifah Show is still on the air is a good thing, right? Man, I don't know.
