Gone are the days of simply shoddy reportage — replaced with a Feeling-O-Meter that helpfully rates news stories as either good or bad so that viewers know whether to stuff it in their "happy bag" or their "sad bag."
Jon Stewart justifiably lays into CNN for dumbing down news to the point where even Michele Bachmann has become too nuanced.
Of course, CNN isn't the only news network to employ elementary analysis of layered events, but, as Stewart notes in the second video, when Fox News and MSNBC ask if something is good or bad, there's only one right answer
